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Holy Cow!

Local village folk at Loxley, Sheffield have caused a stir by claiming their cow is a holy incarnation and has a message from god.

Holy Cow

Holy Cow

The cow’s markings bear a striking resemblance to the image of Christ. Local farmer Seth Stubbs caused outrage by trying to profit from his animal by selling ‘holy milk’ on ebay for fifty quid a pint! Holy worshippers have been seen pestering the unfortunate cow into mooing – in hope of de-coding a message from the messiah!

One villager, Ivor Hunt claimed he had received a personal message from the cow to leave his wife, and move abroad. It has also been claimed by many of the followers of this strange holy cow phenonamon, that at milking time the cow has been seen to cry.

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