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Help! Immigration Is Rife!

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Immigration Minister Tony Bulter-McNulty told Radio 7’s Yes!Today programme that 5,250,000 immigrants are arriving into the country each day and by a week on Tuesday there will be more Johnny Foreigners in our green and pleasant land than born and bred salt-of-the-earth Brits! This will leave just one square metre per head by three week’s last Sunday.

Worse, a lot will be in disguise and may even LOOK like Brits, they may even TALK in the Queen’s English – or even with a Brummy accent! Some can even pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch!

It will be almost impossible to tell them apart from our own kind unless you own a YewKlip Foreignometer®

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