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Mozzer Prozzer in the Neepsend

Mozzer Prozzer in the Neepsend

Kate Mozzer, the drugged up, skinny model has now turned prozzer it has aledgedly been revealed by a punter today. She has recently, reportedly moved out of her £1million penthouse…

Domestic Man of the Year Award

Domestic Man of the Year Award

What do Sven Goran Ericsson, Peter Stringfellow and Micheal Douglas have in common? Why, they’ve all received nominations for Domestic Man of the Year award 2008! Third place, Michael Douglas…

Drunken Harris in Hillsborough

Drunken Harris in Hillsborough

The local community of Hillsborough, Sheffield were amazed to see Ralf Harris, of TV fame in their local ‘The Ball’ binge drinking with a group of cockney chavs causing a…

Queen Of Hearts In Slice Of Toast.

Queen Of Hearts In Slice Of Toast.

Students from the Sheffield Halls of Residence were astounded last weekend after retrieving their brekky from their toaster, just about to tuck – in, they noticed the image of the…

Devil makes work for ‘idol’ hands

Devil makes work for ‘idol’ hands

A new talent show on ITV6, is coming out this year to find the best comedian writer in England, the show is to be named “Eric Idol” named after famous…

Phone of the dead

Phone of the dead

8G Phones yesterday unveiled their prototype for the first ever compact mobile phone to have the ability to phone up the deceased. The first ever of it’s kind was shown…

The Incredible Shrinking Tom

The Incredible Shrinking Tom

It’s official – Tom Cruise is shrinking! Thomas Cruise was nearly 5ft 6in when dating Nicole Kidman over 15 years ago has been shrinking an average of over an inch…

F**king b**tard Sweary Fashion

F**king b**tard Sweary Fashion

The fashion giant France Connection have launched their new “sweary” fashion range this week. Following the success of their cnut range with chavs and duffers – which nearly spells a…

Five pounds worth of coin!

Five pounds worth of coin!

A picture of Prince Hazzers head will be on one side of the new 5 coin! On the other side there will be a picture of his arse! This revellation…

MC MkJa Wacko in da house

MC MkJa Wacko in da house

Fallen megastar Michael aka Jacko is going to be making a huge attempt at a comeback this year! as a rapper after his succesful child sex-trial! in which he won!…

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