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Is it really such a crime?

Is it really such a crime?

Men with odd socks were in hiding this week as police were given ‘shoot on sight’ orders for men with odd socks. The first victim of the law was Dennis…

Domestic Man of the Year Award

Domestic Man of the Year Award

What do Sven Goran Ericsson, Peter Stringfellow and Micheal Douglas have in common? Why, they’ve all received nominations for Domestic Man of the Year award 2008! Third place, Michael Douglas…

A helping hand to eye co-ordination

A helping hand to eye co-ordination

British researchers, lead by Dr Andy Shank, in Sheffields leading Eye Research Unit, were assessing possible links between low and high masturbation by a group of male adults in Sheffield.…

Drunken Harris in Hillsborough

Drunken Harris in Hillsborough

The local community of Hillsborough, Sheffield were amazed to see Ralf Harris, of TV fame in their local ‘The Ball’ binge drinking with a group of cockney chavs causing a…

Queen Of Hearts In Slice Of Toast.

Queen Of Hearts In Slice Of Toast.

Students from the Sheffield Halls of Residence were astounded last weekend after retrieving their brekky from their toaster, just about to tuck – in, they noticed the image of the…

Devil makes work for ‘idol’ hands

Devil makes work for ‘idol’ hands

A new talent show on ITV6, is coming out this year to find the best comedian writer in England, the show is to be named “Eric Idol” named after famous…

Phone of the dead

Phone of the dead

8G Phones yesterday unveiled their prototype for the first ever compact mobile phone to have the ability to phone up the deceased. The first ever of it’s kind was shown…

The Incredible Shrinking Tom

The Incredible Shrinking Tom

It’s official – Tom Cruise is shrinking! Thomas Cruise was nearly 5ft 6in when dating Nicole Kidman over 15 years ago has been shrinking an average of over an inch…

Holy Cow!

Holy Cow!

Local village folk at Loxley, Sheffield have caused a stir by claiming their cow is a holy incarnation and has a message from god. The cow’s markings bear a striking…

F**king b**tard Sweary Fashion

F**king b**tard Sweary Fashion

The fashion giant France Connection have launched their new “sweary” fashion range this week. Following the success of their cnut range with chavs and duffers – which nearly spells a…

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